Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This past week it was NOT my child who climbed out of my sunroof and ran around the top of my car refusing to get down.
It was NOT my child that let the puppy out of the front door and while I ran around the neighborhood after her it was not my child who stripped down to his birthday suit and chased his mama around the block.
That child who did NOT chase his mama around the neighborhood naked also did NOT pee in our front yard and he most certainly did NOT take a poop in our backyard.
It was NOT my child who drank the dogs water on all fours just like a puppy.
Thats all I can think of this morning lol. I need to start writing things down as I go.